Friday Night Experiment

Ok...so I don't post often and I probably think too much about a topic or story and therefore write nothing. Well fear not, no accusations of that on tonight's post. So, my latet Netflix is the second installment of the Family Guy spoof of Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back version..."Something, Something, Something Dark Side". So, as my dear wife is out with a friend and doesn't appreciate Family Guy as I do, I have decided to watch and record every line that makes me chuckle...is it a review? Not a traditional one. Is it an attempt at humor? Surely not. Is it a waste of time? Probably...but here goes:

1. First chuckle...not something I can say without offending someone.
2. Opening title sequence in its entirety, reference to monkeys especially
3. Use of Jetsons cartoon to simulate the spy droids being deployed...bravo
4. Something else too offensive to publish
5. That the snow monster is depicted like Sesame Streets Cookie Monster (six flags)
6. Random George Takei reference
7. Bag of ice joke, second time (no flags)
8. Snowmonster ball reference
9. Yet another offensive comment...that's three, I'm going to hell
10. Random Rodney Dangerfield reference (bravo)
11. Extended breathing..."on the outside"
12. Overweight Pilot call sign
13. Juicy Fruit commercial spoof...with Han Solo
14. Sorry, too offensive to admit to laughing at...
15. I don't even know how to explain, but I'll be literal: Stewie as Darth Vadar, leaning out of an Imperial Battleship with a baseball bat, smashing a mail box with the name NIMOY on it...
16. I'm not sure if its offensive, but I'm gonna be safe and say nothing
17. Blatant innuendo of Brian as Chewbacca saying goodbye to Luke...sick
18. Stormtrooper having business cards and Darth Vadar doesn't (because of budget cuts)
19. Too hard to explain
20. Robot Camels
21. Crocs on Robot Camels
22. Use of classic family guy joke with "Robot Camel" scene
23. The fact that I am on line item 23 sixteen minutes into this movie
24. OnStar product placement when snowspeeder crashes
25. Chris as Luke pretending to be Admiral Akbar for the OnStar joke
26. What?!?! (you'll know)
27. Darth Vadar remembering past dancing days, and perhaps flirting with a stormtrooper
28. Darth Vadar farting
29. R2-D2 neice's recital
30. Strawberry Fields/Beatles joke (asteroid field)
31. Peter's dismissal of the odds...
32. van wilder reference...(six flags)
33. Jon Faverau reference
34. stewie as darth vadar saying shit (and other funny stuff)
35. Emperor telling Darth Vadar to "turn" Luke and Stewie as Darth Vadar thinking"turn" was a gay joke...my god, the video....too much to type...."Join the Empire...our ships are giant triangles"
36. Yoda/Luke Training session being compared to Rocky IV training sequence...how can you be a guy in his 30's and not be sold on this...by the way, its an extended joke....brilliant. Shit the even splice in Rocky IV scenes...
37. Evil Monkey joke....you have to know family guy for this one
38. Meg as the asteroid worm...poor girl
39. Teen Wolf reference...
40. Three Amigos, Cave Scene...FIVE FLAGS
41. The Chicken as Boba Fett
42. Nagging wife
43. Second Darth Vadar choking joke
44. Offensive
45. Wicked offensive
46. Slightly Wicked Offensive
47. Chicken
48. A joke I should get but don't...curses
49. Combo-Offensive...NICE
50. Peter pointing out the Chicken is Boba Fett
51. Peter's confession
52. Song Torture...Where Have All the Cowboys Gone...I should know that, right?
53. Holy Crap!...I love you...F'Off...WHAT - I honestly didn't see it coming
54. Mooning Carbonite
55. American Idol spoof
56. Car joke
57. Once again, the chicken
58. I wish my wife let me hang the Peter vs Chicken poster...apparently its not mature
59. R2D2 computer interface sex joke...wow
60. hard on joke
61. Stormtrooper "aim" joke...who do they ever really kill?
62. Spoiler Alert joke and subsequent Chris/Luke reaction
63. Odd gay joke
64. Cut off hand, maintenance worker...wow...one of the "you just had to be there"
65. Really weird Tom Selleck reference
66. "Turn the Ship Around" song...
67. "It's me you fuckers"
68. too weird
69. Fourth wall breakdown
70. Back to the Future reference, marketing the next spoof...brilliant

71. Robot Chicken jab...and compliment...with promotion...

48 minute program, 71 things that made me chuckle and honestly I didn't capture everything. Now, if you even get half the chuckles its still almost a laugh a minute...is that worth checking this video out? I think it is...

If you read this (yes you three people) and watch this episode and want to comment on the list, I welcome it, I applaud it....go for it...


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